Sorry, kon nie die een weerstaan nie!

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.Robert tells his driver: "Go to dat farm over dare and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen."One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other."What happen to you?" Robert asks."Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me.""Hau! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe."The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed The Pig!"